Diego was introduced to the Audiences Everywhere crew as a lover of waffles, and victor of 23 duels, having terminated 7 bloodlines along the way. This is absolutely not true. Diego has won 30 duels, terminating 13 bloodlines to date. However, these duels were won respectfully. You, the reader, can expect that same level of respect in Diego’s reviews. The reviews may be harsh, unflinching even, but only because it stems from his love of cinema.
(Wait. You mean I don’t have to speak in third person? Well then. Let’s try this again.)
Hi! I’m Diego. It’s an honor to be a part of this nifty group of film fans. I was born and raised in the area of greater Los Angeles. What that means is, I love almost every Michael Mann movie. Jurassic Park holds a special place in my heart as it was the catalyst for my love of movies and dinosaurs. In fact, I can name almost every dinosaur from every period. Of this I am very proud. Stop laughing.
I also happen to be a gigantic fan of superheroes. Naturally, this wave of comic book movies can be disorienting for the uninitiated. Don’t worry, I’ll help you sort through it to find the truly special ones. Here’s a few of my favorite movies of all genres to give you an example of my finely tuned taste in cinema: Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park. Die Hard, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Spider-Man 2, The Godfather (I and II), Citizen Kane, Blade Runner, The Dark Knight Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings (All of them), Toy Story (Also all of them), When Harry Met Sally, Drive, The Avengers.
As much as I love giving my opinions on movies, I enjoy openly discussing them even more. Have a different point of view? Let me hear it! Disagree with my rating? Let me know why (Even though there’s a 99.99% chance you’re wrong)