DO NOT APPROACH
Known Aliases: Grace, Amazing Grace, G-Money, G-Ewe-net, G-Mommy, G-Funk, G-Thang, G-Poppin’, G-Spot, and Hollaback Girl.
Place of Birth: Parts Unknown
Weight: The last guy to ask is dead. From a coronary (probably coincidence).
Known Weapons: Crutches. Two of them.
- Siding with horror film villains.
- Uncontrollable eye rolling and guffawing in bad films.
- Excessive vulgarity.
- Bedding lead Hollywood actors and robbing them of their money and talent. Victims include:
- Billy Bob Thorton
- Michael Cera
- Mark Wahlberg
- Johnny Depp (When he was just 14. So suspect is to blame for every single one of his shitty movies. That’s all of them).
Suspect Last Seen: On the West Coast at several Coen Brother premieres. She does not miss them.
Suspect Last Seen Drinking: Better beer than you. Suck it, East Coast.
Latest Information: Authorities have no leads and you definitely can not reach her here: Grace@audienceseverywhere.net