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Josh Rosenfield has been writing film reviews on his blog, Popcorn Culture, for over four years, and has been a movie buff for much longer. He’s currently studying film at the University of Rhode Island. He loves writing about film, and he hopes you love reading what he writes!

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Some of Josh Rosenfield’s favorite films include:

– House

– Fargo

– Persona

– Little Shop of Horrors

– Miami Vice

– The Night of the Hunter

– Melancholia

– Rebel Without a Cause

– Close-up

– Sans Soleil

 

Some of Josh Rosenfield’s favorite TV shows include:

– The Legend of Korra

– Game of Thrones

Mad Men

– Bob’s Burgers

– Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

 

Some of Josh Rosenfield’s favorite musical artists include:

– Kanye West

– Death Grips

– Ben Folds

– LCD Soundsystem

– Frank Ocean

– Sleater-Kinney

– Neutral Milk Hotel

– Sky Ferreira

– Taylor Swift

– Florence + The Machine

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– Radiohead

 

 

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